One morning under Rai supervision. The president Money against everyone. Agora falls

Raipulé, a thousand cultures. In the Rai Supervisory Commission, yesterday, they spread them all. Gender equality pink, pluralism orange, sustainability green, deficit red. It looked like a Basquiat painting. At 8 in the morning, CEO Rai, Roberto Sergio, general Patton, and Giampaolo Rossi, the prophet, with a pipe in his pocket, made their debut in front of the commission of commissions. It was Golden Gala Watch. The journalists who connected, in live streaming, had bleary eyes and flip flops on their feet. We do journalism as we can. Patton was wearing cufflinks and had his initials sewn into his shirt, RS How stylish he was! He stated that, to respect the environment, he “purchased an electric car”. Patton is better than Greta! But let’s not slip on gasoline. At 9 in the morning we already had a title to offer to the deputy director thanks to Marinella Soldi, the president of Rai who admonished Rai: “A tear on the gender policy has taken place on the appointments of the masthead directors”. At 11 a member of the Supervisory Board wrote to us (din, din): “Al Foglio, I can tell. But if a tear has worn out, what are you, Soldi, for? Why doesn’t he resign? Where I come from they say who chats fucks who laughs “. Not bad, as a way of saying. We write down. At 14, the news that shocked us. The fort Agorà, of Rai3, hosted by Monica Giandotti also falls. From next year she won’t be there. For the skunk Rai, the leftist journalist from Viale Mazzini, it is clearly the end of everything: “It’s like having lost Goffredo De Marchis in La Repubblica, someone I used to read all the time. The strictest of all”. Agorà was the Pd Rai cafeteria. Two and a half hours of transmission. The skunk continues: “But who hosts Paolo Ciani? Flavio Alivernini, the spokesman for Schlein, is now forgetting to send Davide Baruffi and Igor Taruffi on video, who, as one author says: ‘But who do I know’?’. Peppe Provenzano can calmly go back to dealing with diplomatic matters. Do they get the grades from the professor in Paris or from the housewife from Roccalumera who watches Rai?”. Poor, skunk. Giandotti is issued the card of Vianello è Libertà, the party of Rai parked people, the only truly progressive party in Italy. Money, will he say about her? We phoned Mole Rai, the patriot journalist, to understand. She let us know that Giandotti “lost share” and that she will not be sent away to Lipari, but always on Rai3: “Aho ‘, we are gentlemen”. The Mole explains that there is an editorial operation on Agorà. This summer it will be conducted by Lorenzo Lo Basso “who will make excellent ratings, if he cuts his beard”. In winter, Agora will instead be divided into two parts. In place of Giandotti, the name of Ilaria D’Amico is mentioned, who still has an exclusive year with Rai, but also that of Lisa Marzoli. Let us never forget Laura Tecce, who declares herself a Melonian even when she goes to the delicatessen. Manuela Moreno, another Tg2 journalist, will instead be entrusted with Filo rosso. Red, in Rai, now there is only the debt which, as illustrated by the president Soldi, really none. For over 35 minutes, always under surveillance, she stunned us with her big words and connections. His intention is to “transmit his sense of urgency”, to arrive at the “short-term approval of the industrial plan”, continuing with the “dematerialisation of the archives”, without forgetting that the priority theme is to achieve gender equality which “does not it is my theme but a goal”, as “the case of Giulia Tramontano demonstrates”. What gender equality has to do with a heinous crime is really not understood, but no member, except Augusta Montaruli, of FdI, dared to challenge Soldi. The president complained of the lack of respect, in Rai broadcasts, of the ratio of 50/50 male and female guests. Again, the usual member of the board wrote to us: “But is the president Soldi the same Soldi, president for two years, who has remained silent in the face of other tears?”. She is she. She evidently she acts. You are sorry to point it out to you, but in Carta Bianca, the transmission of Bianca Berlinguer, the one where Elly Schlein was the guest, there were seven men and five women. Soldi, was she perhaps the one who saw Bellocchio’s film? Immediately after Soldi, General Patton took the floor. He speaks like Zaccagnini, wears a big watch the old-fashioned way. He announced that today he is calling Giancarlo Giorgetti to better understand what his intentions are regarding the license fee which “is the lowest in Europe”. Listen to that goldsmith’s prose: “In the absence of mandatory” it will be “necessary to identify mitigation measures in advance”. As a gentleman like he is, a graduate general, he did not want to reply, in that session, to Soldi’s harshness, which hurt him so much. He just pointed out that his staff is all female. My lord, my lord! When asked about Annunziata, Fazio, General Patton explained that “Annunziata, unfortunately, deprived us of her voice”. He even joked with Senator Bergesio who called Berghesio: “You know, it happens to me too. They call me Sergio Bruno, I haven’t figured out why yet”. Laughter, laughter. Bergesio is a candidate to become the new Michele Anzaldi, even if there is one of Anzaldi. He asked for clarification on the 5 million spent by Rai on foreign correspondents. The League is increasingly the real Rai backbone. Maurizio Gasparri doesn’t give up and waits to know, again, how much money Fazio has spent. For Angelo Bonelli, the only thing that interested him was the confirmation of “Guess who’s coming to dinner” (confirmed). Finally, the modest proposal (ours). It costs nothing, you don’t need to study, everyone really talks, it always starts at 8. And if we broadcast Unomattina in Vigilance?