With Pier Silvio Berlusconi at the presentation of the Mediaset schedules

Milan. Pier Silvio Berlusconi “loves you all”. Pier Silvio Berlusconi says “thank you for existing”, even if you hit his car. Pier Silvio Berlusconi is more to the left than Fratoianni: he brings the schiscetta to gala evenings. We were in Cologno Monzese, at the presentation of the new Mediaset 2023/2024 schedules, “great evening with the press, 4th July”, and we were looking for Bianca Berlinguer, Pier Silvio Berlusconi’s coup, Pier Silvio Berlingueroni, but when we saw this scene, forgive us , everything changed. The nugget of Parmesan aged for 101 months fell on our pants, but also the anchovy from the Cantabrian Sea, caught with a diamond net, and immediately after the courgette flower, with trombetta courgette cream. Parapapapam! Waiter, but that’s a schiscetta! They were all together at the table. He was there, Pier Silvio Berlingueroni, the wick Mario Giordano, the director Angel(ucci), Alessandro Sallusti, and then Alessandro Salem, CEO of Mediaset España, olé! There was all the custard of the Fininvest-Mediaset-Publitalia managers, the Del Debbios, the Porros, the Nuzzis, our lady of commercial television, Gina Nieri, manager of Mediaset, but also Gerry Scotti, Fidel Confalonieri, and what happens there ? Suddenly a man arrives, fit, with a thermal bag. He approaches the metallurgical Pier Silvio’s table and hands him the jewel. Pier Silvio takes out of the thermal bag some containers model Giostyle, like the ones that, as children, our uncle Gino, good soul, in a tank top, took out at the Playa di Catania: the only difference is that Pier Silvio Berlingueroni has sculpted abs, which women like them so much, while uncle Gino had a belly. But a lot, a lot. With an excuse we say that we have to go to the restroom, we observe and listen closely to Pier Silvio: “Dear Mario (Giordano), do you want my protein nuts and a lunette of pepper? Sandro (Sallusti), here are the carrots, take it”. In the end, but we swear to you, in the end, when Pier Silvio got up from the table, we didn’t make it: “President, we have to do it for the free and light-hearted press, we have to taste the contents of your schiscetta”. And he: “You’re welcome”. Giordano had devoured all the carrots, like Popeye the spinach, and he even warned Pier Silvio: “If you go into politics, I’ll come to do the press office”. But he doesn’t go there! He says it: “I am not applying”. “Mario, a almond?”.