The other defeats: Ferragni, Elodie and Peppa Pig

It is the day of the analysis of the defeat also for Chiara Ferragni. The influencer arrives around noon at his headquarters in the Vertical Forest of Milan aboard his private jet: the tired eyes of those who have followed the Mentana marathon until the scrutiny of the last sections – or have had an aperitif on a glacier until late – are hidden behind a pair of Gucci glasses, the Calzedonia top shows off a defeated and embittered posture, while in her hands she holds a Louis Vuitton as if Francesco Totti were nearby. “We fought in every way to avoid this outcome” are the words of the digital entrepreneur, “but if we got to the Meloni government it is obviously because my stories where I defended the right to abortion and invited people to vote they did not mobilize anyone in real life, despite all those views. It is a sad day for Italy and for Instagram, hard days await us ”.

But even if her leadership ends here, Chiara Ferragni does not resign immediately: she will convene the congress of influencers, headed by Francesca Michielin who yesterday wrote on Twitter “today the resistance begins. good morning to all * ”, thus warming the hearts of the followers. But before saying goodbye, Ferragni dictates the line: we need to relaunch the “wide field” (“if there is no field the wifi does not take and it is impossible to post photos of your children or make direct”), resume the dialogue with Cynical Beautician, and invite you to seek alliances also on TikTok. Those who do not recognize the defeat, try to resist the discontent of the base and the divisions in the band, and relaunch their leadership is the singer Elodie: “I went to sleep pissed off, but I woke up spring loaded” are her first words to the journalists who asked her for an account of her decline in consensus, eroded to the advantage of Giorgia Meloni. “Resign? I answer my fans, ”she declares. And she insists: “I want to do a concert at the Viminale”. But Damiano of Måneskin is not there (“The people of rock must be listened to”), and asks for a change at the top of the Italian Top Chart at the news that after 35 years the singer Giorgia is out of the Spotify chart and the most radio broadcast singles .

He makes no excuses and congratulates Pino Insegno, Pierluigi Diaco and Giorgio Pasotti, winners of these elections together with Valeria Marini, the much discussed – but obviously not electorally relevant – Peppa Pig; which has not reached the threshold of 3 per cent (it has barely reached 1) and is officially out of Parliament. “We lost. The Italians did not consider our political project of having two mothers mature and valid enough. And on this our community will have to open a reflection ”are the words that the cartoon pig entrusted to a post published yesterday on his social profiles. On the other hand, the one who promises a tough opposition without discounts is Renato Zero, who a few hours after the election results commented, addressed to Giorgia Meloni’s electoral committee at the Parco dei Principi hotel in Rome: “This is a regime, assholes! Vote for the shit you are! ”. And thanks to the consensus obtained at the Circus Maximus in recent days, Zero launches a takeover bid on the Concertone on May 1st, which could thus merge with the Fonopoli project in time for the regional elections in Lombardy and Lazio.