Sagittarius walk around with their flaps open

Your zip will break. At that point will you believe the horoscope? Warned man… For the rest, heavy digestion for Scorpios, head stuck in the gate for Libra, rice and cabbage for Gemini. Yes, it’s the usual disastrous week

Before getting into the forecast for the week, a few numbers: currently of the entire world population, 36 percent are Scorpios. It is the prevailing zodiac sign. The last is Aries, only 4 percent of the population of the planet has such shame (forever). It hasn’t always been like this in history. In medieval times about 76 percent of people were Sagittarius, almost none of Pisces. In the classical era (Greco-Roman) we had a prevalence of Cancer-Virgo-Leo-Taurus. The other signs do not exist at all. So much so that children born in periods under the other signs were captured and placed in public hatcheries (at the time made of bamboo cane). Waiting for the right month to register it in the registry office of Sparta, Athens or Syracuse or Mycenae. The Etruscans, on the other hand, were almost all Libra (men), women equal (except one, the queen). In their society, those born under the sign of the Virgin could not access public offices. In fact, this curious aspect is clearly seen in the findings of Etruscan pottery. The Babylonians didn’t care about the horoscope, the women looked if one was good-looking to marry him. Around 26 years of age though it was ugly. Reason? Fear of remaining a spinster. For the Arabs it is different. The Chinese let’s not even talk about it. The Aboriginal people of Australia are still convinced that astrology is a hoax and not an exact science. Crazy stuff. With all the evidence that we have had over the centuries that astronomy is the true science that unites various disciplines, from philosophy to singing (even with digestive gases).