Mourinho certainly knows how to reassure an environment

The damage that a lost derby can do are comparable only to those of a failure to qualify for the World Cup, you know what I’m talking about, don’t ignore it like the one who spilled the pint of beer on the counter: until two weeks ago you were still there to ask to be fished out in place of Iran. Rome and Lazio arrived at last week’s appointment with very different situations and moods: the Giallorossi qualified in the Europa League and returning from a championship victory, the Biancocelesti eliminated from the Europa League (with the shame of the passage in the Conference, despised and perculata for a year) and returning from a defeat at home.

The one in Rome has perhaps remained one of the very few derbies in the world to respect the great commonplace of derbies, the one for which it is not-a-match-like-the-others and the-result-is-never-predictable. The victory of Lazio obviously had serious repercussions on Rome, already in psychodrama, and with a Mourinho who, to reassure the environment, began to insult one of his players without mentioning his name. Those weasels of journalists immediately thought of Karsdorp, who will now hardly be able to be seen around the capital. But Mou immediately afterwards told a great truth, explaining that he does not know if Dybala will play on Sunday, since he does not know his agreements with the Argentina national team coach.

I bet a round of beer at the whole pub that some big names will get hurt on the last day of the championship, giving us pages of heartbreaking journalism, a couple of seasons of “Federico Fuffa narrates” and a record of citations by Nick Hornby, Osvaldo Soriano and Aldo Cazzullo to make the moment more sentimental. Speaking of the World Cup, those who know better than me say that the England that will go to Qatar is the strongest since 2006 (if we are eliminated I escape to an attic and stand there with my feet resting on the ceiling drinking). I then read in the Guardian online that Fifa said “fuck you”To the training shirts of Denmark, who, in order to sell a few more products and have a clear conscience, had proposed to write on them“ human rights for all ”. The inclusive Federation led by Infantino said no. Just in the days when Blatter suddenly remembers that in fact he didn’t want them, these corrupt World Cups in Qatar, and Jürgen Klopp tells journalists to go fuck themselves with their requests for protest gestures from the players against the Emirs: “Where were you in recent years, instead of making serious inquiries and denouncing the Qatar filth in the media? ”, he said in summary,“ and now you piss us off? ”. Long live Klopp, and the German fans who announce the boycott of the event in the corners of the Bundesliga: they will not watch any matches. Until Germany starts playing. And if the outrage for Qatar ends badly, there are already the next bad guys to point out: the Leeds fans, who have dedicated a beautiful chorus to Willy Gnonto, and with an irony that no average journalist or Twitter user naturally has. understood. I’ll translate it into Italian so you don’t have to use Google translate: “Willy Gnonto, eats spaghetti, drinks Moretti, has a huge cock”. Toast to the wonderful Leeds fans. Before they are arrested, of course.