The English will also win the Champions League and the Europa League

A toast to that great colonizer Roy Hodgson, who returned to coach Crystal Palace at the age of 74. And for CR7, Portugal’s “secret card”, who scored twice and broke a couple of records

I was sitting so well, in my good retreat at the Victory bar in the Falklands, and I had no intention of recovering from the hangover. But then I heard how you raped our anthem the other night in Naples, and I decided to come back just to fuck you off. I’ll spread a pitiful veil on how you sang yours, already ugly of him and worsened with the neo-melodic rap style – and I won’t say anything about stadium boos during God Save The King: even if perhaps the director will censor me this sentence so as not to offend anyone, I think that in the stadium it is a duty to boo and chant against your opponents.